Sunday, January 25, 2009

S.B.T. 116



Two or more units of persnicker could potentially render any person difficult to live with. Any measurement over 8 falls into the completely intolerant perfectionist category. (cut to commercial:

“Why, even with the help of a support network and a plethora of therapies, my persnicker figures were still too fat. But with Doc DeJade’s AntiPerseverence Potion, I have been able to reduce my persnicker count to minus one. Now I’m happy all the time! If I could do it, you can too!” (wearing a kungfu costume, she twirls to show off her black belt.) “Call this tollfree number for a free trial offer one eight hundred hundred undred dred red ed 4 everything

A grimaldus is a measurement of pain. In a recent television interview a triage specialist tells a tale in a quivering voice about a man who culled 27 units of grimaldi before his twentysecondth birthday. How unfortunate. You can just imagine what happened after that. I mean he was programmed to do absolutely everything wrong for the rest of his life and never know why.

A wellknown psycholog who counsels veterans tells me he uses the grimaldus paradox equation without fail in diagnosticating prognostics and prescriptives. “You know the younger veterans, I mean, they dont ask for meds/some of these men now are grizzled old elastic bands pinging home wrapped around badgerie, badderies, uneasy ease, and relentless selfcapitation. The grimaldus levels are off the charts,” he said. Theorhetorical research reports predicted these men would never live down the embarrassment of having actually done what they were told to do. Samurai solutions are outdated and very little. The volume and weight of a unit of grimaldus varies among individuals, according to their cellular mass times the square root of horrendous experience divided by accidental injury with points added for illness. That may partially explain why the phrase “I feel your pain” has been dropped into the ‘palliative euphemism’ sector where a little over a decade ago it was an ‘almost believable common verbaculater’.

(lets see...so now to find a semitransparent mobius slip into ‘the new hope’ and/or 'the new drama’ anybody home today besides senator kennedy who cares about freedom the f word in creative agenda? cough, we wont even go there, just twirl three times click your shoes and think WPA WPA. The arrow pointing right to this chunk of land here, the U S of A. As for the rest of the world, what’s your xcuse?

a pisstomite measures units of, well you can look it up while I go see if there are any apolopierogies left over from lunch.....




ps. a 'warhol' according to wait wait dont tell me, is a unit of 15 infinitely expandable minutes.
ie 'worth your weight in warhols'
xxx


Friday, January 16, 2009

S.B.T. 114

the cats of lewis bay

the history of feral cats dates back to the first beach-cottage pilgrims who landed on sunny shores and believed that unspayed abandoned felines could take care of themselves. when vacation was over, they were left behind: generations spawned by ‘vacation kittens’. a notice tacked on the telephone pole says ‘abandoning animals is an act of cruelty’


webster and ali (after muhummad)

since i came to live at the old family compound five years ago, i’ve been rescuing wayfaring cats and nurturing wild kittens. the shelter once was a garage, a walk-in most luckily attached to the house. heated too with a backside 'garden room' and bright windows designed some sixty years ago for winter seedsprouting. there is now a closed circuit tv monitor upstairs so i can work in the studio and watch (hear mostly) the animals. what i hear said most often: ‘it will take a team to be able to catch one of us when you have a scheduled medical’ and there are some good people who donate their service in servitude to the silky swift ones. but we have had to cancel and reschedule numerous appointments at the vets just the same.


elohim, bottlefed foundling, survived

they came because of the plentitude of birds in the yard. my aunt, a birdwatcher, invited mallards and other winged creatures to the land. (she would also graciously invite doorknocking witness preachers holding bibles in for tea and tell them how great it was to be what she already was and they would leave converted) thea specially loved the twitchy little chickadee with awe and reverence as tho mini-embodiments of the greatest miraculousnesss. she had a sweet singing voice and introduced me to opera (la boheme was the first) and serious literature (shakespeare) as a young child. for some reason it sounded like fairy tales when i was little but made no sense at all once i got to high school. one day, i’ll never forget, as we were crossing a puddle, she called me ‘observant’. i was three and i needed to know what that word meant right away no time to wait. and so i learned what ‘observant’ was and it became part of me. when i was seven years old she handed me a mysterious asian book with tissues over brushpainted leafs and gold embossed bindings filled with sparse lines of haiku and i’ve never been the same since.


a young plump yellowshafted flicker - the photo surprised me with a feather pattern on the birds tailback, that looks so much like calligraphy from the I Ching





her dog had just died and she was sick too. there was a heavy coat of sadness covering the walls.


acrylic/paper portrait of thea i did a long time ago

after she died, i continued feeding the birds, in fact, widened the circle of birdfeeding considerably. where before there’d been only two feeders i bumped it up to seven. and then slowly the deck became a giant flatfeeder too. the birds were literally flocking to our trees, dazzling me with their predawn concertos and melodies calling from flashes of wing, entire winds of wing if u will.

soon thereafter the roaming cats made their presence known. a whole year went by after thea died, and i didnt even know they were there, breeding in the tumbledown old cottage at the back of the lot. testament as to how stealthlike and inscrutabullish the felines truly are.

the cats opened windows and showed the pathways of the fox, possum, chipmunks, squirrels, ducks and turtles all frequent visitors to this rough rocksoil pebbleground where you dig trenches and put in peat if you want a garden. the earth is slippery sand below the feet on this here street. they make it look green just the same , the grasses and trees who happen to thrive in salt air, high wind, fog and mist, they make shade ripples and tarnished silvery chimesound in summer. and there is something about scrub pines like saltcrusty old sailors crooked and wry wiry irey


nuthatch on scrub pine, watercolor on flecked rice paper. nuthatches r the only birds who walk headfirst down the treetrunk. i know they are not so blue, they are more grey but i liked it blue

theres a protected marshland across the street, an untouched teeming wetland where there was a coyote invasion a few years ago. one appeared one day in the yard, it was mother’s day in fact of 2006. i left coffee company to go outside for a minute, the topcat was out and i went to call her in. suddenly i realized i was looking at a coyote at the far end of the driveway and ‘wow its as tall as a donkey’ i thought and similar in some points of reference. coyote likely scented the cat who was nowhere to be seen, but by then i understood cats and how they know exactly what to do in awareness of danger. a big if but she was one smart girl.

my brother and i chased the coyote away, waving old wooden stickswords i used long ago in shim gum do zen sword practice, hollering like we were about to hyeeee break a brick with your bare hand. the underside of coyote feet in thumpiddythump receding, then galloot galloot away, but i knew coyote would be back because he was running for the thicket of gigantamansions along the harbors inside edge. no scrappers, indeed no garbinging for foodsource, people who own those houses are rarely in them. they stand empty most of the year. but thats another story.


detail: 'grackle on beachgrass' acrylic on paper

so i call her now, and she crawls out from under the car, somewhat shyly trying to hide her excitement. she makes me laugh this little hussy queen of everything around here. she meets and greets at the door for me and tends the printer when its cranking. she insists i call her ‘majesty, the best queen in the world’. she’d answer the phone if i let her. she helps with preparing checkins for indoor life, having been there herself, she is the living testimonial to x-feralhood. nothing she likes better than parading pufftailed in front of any newcomers, pointedly purring against my legs. she is a benevolent queen too. prefers to wait until the others have been served rather than demanding to be served first, the antithesis to what most queens do. she waits in silent acquiescence because she knows that the upper crust of the hierarchy, me and she, will be breaking bread at the same time a little afterwards.


tindi taking notes

i follow this saying from an old jewish proverb: always feed the animals before you feed the humans. (but i think they were talking about farmpeople with goats cows and chickens) which sometimes isnt easy to do after a long night of artworking sparse sleep and postfast hunger. so i keep muffins in the freezer for those times, i figure thats not real eating. and i figure this life is real fellini felinicious and suitable to la boheme. for now. anyone need a few mousers?



xxx

Friday, January 9, 2009

S.B.T. 113

the flying cube in the yellow sky


behind the stage at night in dustlight
the chorus tiptoe backs to the wall slim down sheeps corridor
unblanched do you know what i mean
its oiling meditation in catalonia between 2 tapstime.

“the entire building is located inside the flying cube” a gargoyle gurgles
automat voice tickets r on sale at the box oxxix helicopters can carry you
for a fee fi fo fum soldiers hand wigs thru the door
and dash cushions on the floor
the show starts wherever you get there

zipped stickysuits crash against the clouds stopmotion legs dangle the sky
thin cheesecloth veils welldraped before god google above the cathedral feather
you can hear the bells at the toll booth and bulls lock the toolbox
cheers drift over the racetrack rainbow, mustardpowder rising offa bungeejumpin bones

and disappear ring hoofes in the wind x hailed to all forevergivingness
backstage the laughing cubist men wash down wine in cymbalist jollery high hat percusso
spoonsize sugarcube men so sweet they disappear from the plate in no time
(at teatime the woman with the monogram forehead offers fresh dill of periwinkle

tho they are yellow and look like acrylic french manicure from the sandaltoe runway.
we open a book and she clads her eye in glass. the little moss girl listens aloud
spreading ivy up the brickwork finiculee finiculah cmon up here the shows just startin
tellem no way bubbleroo uh uh
dontwanna be a screwed up sunnavabitch by my own hands yore ether
net worth rhumba or rawquiescent acquazither
wartorn patterns of wallpaper waltz
preshush sh sh shoes as she sweeps
sparkle to save the bleeding guernicow
choreograft boxing turns a punch
away easy....





(for an important synoptic click the title sbt 113)

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

S.B.T. 113


prophecy through process. if you are true, it works. however like with nostradamus it takes a toll.
 if you use time like fractal geometry, history looks colorful. the aliens think we are strange though. more on that later.





lumpy gravy liquidy quality that i like
might be reaching the outer limits of usefulness in some ways, obimans face he looks softstrong almost unisex but kind of redeemd michael metelica. i like her mystic egypt tassle dangling down too. and naturally her choice of egyptian theme and bathing beauties will win a prize 






xxx

Sunday, December 28, 2008

S.B.T. 111

apples and rosewater

here is the recipe for apple rosewater pie reformed from the Shaker archives.
 click onnit for printable size.



ballplayer quotes from Satchel Paige

"How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?"
"Work like you dont need the money
Love like you’ve never been hurt
Dance like nobody’s watching"

 walk right in
mindseye feed pull taffee off the window  
basket of apples on the table



tis the gift to be simple
tis the gift to be free
tis the gift to come down where you ought to be
and when we find ourselves
in the place just right
it will be in the valley of love and delight
when true simplicity is gained
to bow and bend we shan't be ashamed
to turn, turning is our delight
'til by turning, turning we come out right

"Simple Gifts" Elder Joseph Brackett, 1848



xxx

Friday, December 26, 2008

Saturday, December 20, 2008

S.B.T. 110


weather true or not if eskimos have seventyeleven different root treewords for snow, someone who knows as much as one knows here
will indubitabully say yea or nay missing the point. look! its snowing! silent gary cooper hushband, in the morning under a thick quilt cover muted a big james dean motorcycle crash covered with centuries old like-new harleyindian twowheeler dust)

insulation it seems like. let us factor agreeably that deep in the core of earth is moltn heat. (yiayias eldress axio tomato eat hot soup on a hot day drawing heat “inside” as energy keeping the brow “cool”) i always thought that wass backwards but anyway this yoga mattress repels lets say the heat sponging away and squeezes itself onto the core, uhoh if that came first nowhere comes after the ground is wrapped coldcompress pushing natural heat further in. it doesnt evaporate disappear or essensually change much nothing really evaporates de facto scientificus.

you know dark matter energy corpus cristals r expanding surreal space to round and about =  m o r e   s p a c e .   space    is     e x p a n d i n g
he salutes tap flick sidewise bicrackery 
 'the past is tense and i had too much to think'  throwing the captains gold nugget into the mix

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? sir does that mean time has compact redundive actionality...



“yes," he said tapping "it gets as small as a nanoparticle possibly smaller thanna planck length making it almost significantly provable that there is no time per se per se per se”
“some scientist said it was a new ergorhythm confounding gwh good would have quantum fizzix” one kid whispers

"you dont need string theory to prove it th volumetric matter creates itself with some equally benefacto central xother applications" the laughing professor said completely outside knowable parameter such as warm brioche almond croissant boundary and almost thoroughly unacceptable “wait a minute” she interrupted "the color evidence cannot be ignored" 
“blueness” 
magicstrate repeats pounding the gavel "explain" he said braiding his beardstrip
que bella bellanocheful snowflakes in gravity fleet
cold comfort cancel that reservation at the ice hotel
you know the igloo is a temporary dwelling a tempo rare e-dwelling

ah nanook, how many ways are there to say snow? we asked him 
'no 2 r alike' he says

three-fifty oven
snowflakes and winter birds fly
mmmm cinnamon buns