Two or more units of persnicker could potentially render any person difficult to live with. Any measurement over 8 falls into the completely intolerant perfectionist category. (cut to commercial:
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A grimaldus is a measurement of pain. In a recent television interview a triage specialist tells a tale in a quivering voice about a man who culled 27 units of grimaldi before his twentysecondth birthday. How unfortunate. You can just imagine what happened after that. I mean he was programmed to do absolutely everything wrong for the rest of his life and never know why.
A wellknown psycholog who counsels veterans tells me he uses the grimaldus paradox equation without fail in diagnosticating prognostics and prescriptives. “You know the younger veterans, I mean, they dont ask for meds/some of these men now are grizzled old elastic bands pinging home wrapped around badgerie, badderies, uneasy ease, and relentless selfcapitation. The grimaldus levels are off the charts,” he said. Theorhetorical research reports predicted these men would never live down the embarrassment of having actually done what they were told to do. Samurai solutions are outdated and very little. The volume and weight of a unit of grimaldus varies among individuals, according to their cellular mass times the square root of horrendous experience divided by accidental injury with points added for illness. That may partially explain why the phrase “I feel your pain” has been dropped into the ‘palliative euphemism’ sector where a little over a decade ago it was an ‘almost believable common verbaculater’.
(lets see...so now to find a semitransparent mobius slip into ‘the new hope’ and/or 'the new drama’ anybody home today besides senator kennedy who cares about freedom the f word in creative agenda? cough, we wont even go there, just twirl three times click your shoes and think WPA WPA. The arrow pointing right to this chunk of land here, the U S of A. As for the rest of the world, what’s your xcuse?
a pisstomite measures units of, well you can look it up while I go see if there are any apolopierogies left over from lunch.....
ps. a 'warhol' according to wait wait dont tell me, is a unit of 15 infinitely expandable minutes.
ie 'worth your weight in warhols'
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