yor patheddic itss fffunny
yoo antseennuthn yet yu bet
what do you intend to say? did i hear you correctly? what is that vernacular you are employing towards a lady such as this man standing before you oh lillow kwating
aw cmon yer alla buncha ssissssseeees with bookins up yer beehives
entertainin the flat out empty bucket yu callyer brai-ai-ai-ain
say hmm like swingblade hmm hmm deep gravelly hmmm atchyer own speed
that mayght be a lillybit fastr thenna lame duck cheese zeez zooz
i beg your pardon
hawtherne mah frend uvthuh sevn googles yoo is dumm butchoo aint really dat dumb isya?
well i would have to say that i have endured i mean enjoyed a fine education zorba taught me to dance
and jess wayer didgereedoo edgyvacation gitcha eh? a bellyfulla bullsheet in case-ya ddnt notiss wyatts spillin all outter ya raht theyer outta-yer nose
ever ta-a-i-me yoo breezthez innen out lahka wawlrush por thang yo shur r a sawry ix qoos
ferra hee-oo-min bean and yea i sawr yew dancin with zorber an yoo was one sawry skinned leaf ablowin in the wind yer legs wur lahk eightofem lahk a spyderr
excuse me, could we have the butler get us some drinks
thers no buttkissin butteller here mah frenn jussthat homosay peon grinnin idjit ohver thayer yer conehead paytriot with the ducktape ohveriz piehole
perhaps i might trouble that gentlefellow crossing with the teacup, the one who has the monocle rather large thick almanac under his armpit. excuse me, excuse me sir...
(looks up the face’v monsterconster nation ‘yes’ he says flattone some suckyou bus gotta holda his vokal kords, hops a stiff back pbs look anna pen inniz lapelle, wearing a tan-tweed-woolen...
lemme see them cullers boy-oy (reaches out for the sleeve
‘what are you doing’ indigninny fied nanospeck
jest like ah thawt. hmmm its got every culler x-septically black an awlluh the cullers have whi-i-i-ite innem an theres a lotter redngreen gowin awn that kansells each otherrr outn makes that thang look brow-ow-n jess like ah thawt
‘would you please take your hands off of my coat?’
excuse me i don’t mean to interrupt. i wish to ask you a question....
oh spittittout will ya geezis krishner cantcha pull yer porthole offa that broomstick
yoo guys r so griddam slow-oh-oh yer makin me fawllasleeeep
would you mind shutting up for a minute?
wood eye mine? would eye mine? if enny f yas has ennythin ta say well i’d be moron glad to but since yer brain got late fer-the-train imma jess tryin to pas throo time yah know its gonna be the same time a little later awn an then a little later then that onnin on til infinite tea for two two for tea me for you you for me anna la la lee
i just want to know where i can get a drink
oh awl raht i’ll git one fer ya but dontchoo be sendin me enny of those little thank yoo cards



