Saturday, June 11, 2016

S.B.T. 420

woody for vp


no one really thinks hillary clinton will choose a female VP running mate, and i wouldn't either if i was she, and not because of some bizarre concept of catty competitiveness  between two politicians   just because they are women, or that Hillary couldn't stand another girl vying for the spotlight. only because i'd like to see a yin yang thing going on. then again, maybe we need some super yin?

but really, why not choose Woody Allen?

he would do it extremely well. perhaps he would grace the office with some humor even if he didn't want to do it to begin with. he's not the character in the movies y'know, he's much smoother with his woodwind instruments. i suppose there would be some legalities to clear up on paper before this can happen, but i trust we can pull it off. this team would win.
voters. an emmy. a popularity contest. they'd charm any dignitary, outwit any rival, and probably could get Melissa McCarthy to help. these are phenomenal people. bottom line they'd be great.